" Oh. My. Gosh. Here she goes again. Somebody call the Humane Society pleeeeease!"
"Don't worry, Jolly Ball, I know where she sleeps!"
"Really? Do we have to do this every year? Really? Really?"
"Why can't we just go to the dog park like normal families?"
"Seriously mom, this is asking a lot, even for an easy-going Golden Retriever."
"Don't be so grouchy, you guys, I think this is kind of fun!"
" FUN? You WOULD think this is fun, you big dorky llama! This is NOT fun! Look at me! I am a chicken with antlers for sheep's sake! A chicken with antlers!"
Happy Holidays from the critters at Crosswinds Farm.